sharonosbourne:

*wakes up from nap that I didn’t know I was taking*

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multipack:

read the last two words to find out if ur ugly

(via im-a-bad-kid)

inmynightcolour:

blasianxbri:

he’s finally starting to age.

Yet I’d still fuck.

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stillmike2:

In the pink.

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masturbuddy:

killersalad:

I was hoping I’d find this GIFset again.

the nincada one though

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la-meilleure-amie:

Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.

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queerfabulousmermaid:

little kids be saying some mean shit

Spoiler Alert: he died. She didn’t get cake.

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blastortoise:

*stubs toe*

(via lazyflowergirl)

A haiku about Mario Kart

Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up

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